MAN STABBED HIMSELF TO AVOID WORK _ A Colorado man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed in Monday night has admitted he stabbed himself because he didn’t want to go to work. Aaron Siebers reported the stabbing when he walked to his job at Blockbuster Video (in Edgewater). He was rushed to a hospital where he received stitched to close his wound. Siebers’ story began to fall apart after investigators reviewed surveillance video taken at a nearby business that failed to show an attack where Siebers claimed it had happened.
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